In the Sprint Cup, conspiracy theories abound. Let’s see. NASCAR spiked Jeremy Mayfield’s urine sample. NASCAR robbed Juan Pablo Montoya of a win at The Brickyard. Rick Hendrick took Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s good cars and gave them to Mark Martin. Marty Smith’s hair is the beneficiary of illegal human growth hormones. Jayski is not actually a blogger but a sentient computer program obsessed with the color yellow. Need I mention the Digger sex video? There are a lot of shadows, but you can totally
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