If, like me, you live with my wife, you know the pain endured by men married to women whose principal mode of creative expression–apart from adult ballet classes, and I use the term “ballet” advisedly–is interior decoration. If not, let me tell you about it. There are the twice-a-month visits from the town Fire Marshall to make sure that mail order catalogs are not blocking exits or stairways. There are the sessions with the Department of Youth Services, who examine our sons for signs
Tags: Adult Ballet Classes, Creative Expression, Decorating, Fire Marshall, Interior Decoration, Mail Order Catalogs, Principal Mode, Sessions, Signs, Stairways, Zombie
